heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via slowtruckmegijane)

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neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

(via lilgaylady)

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via sexybritishllama)

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via thiskidashley)

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danisnotonsnow:

my resolution for 2014 is literally not to fuck up my life more than it already is

(Source: luciferred, via karinicoleism)

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douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

(via karinicoleism)

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Q: I would but I think anonymous messages have more sincerity to them

That is certainly true! :) thanks for making my day…hopefully we will talk again :)


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